Not in high school. Technical Specs, [to Brandon, who is freaking out, as she takes off her panties]. That's not necessary, Dad, but that is comforting. : Hey Olive. Your parents didn't. [faces him again] The woodchucks! I had a horrible reputation. : Craig Gillespie made the unique decision to capture the memorable Cruella moment with a handheld camera that gives a close-up view of Emma Stone's face as her makeup bleeds and she delivers a . Wooo! : Wait! Olive: Oh, really? Right below our feet. Olive Penderghast You gotta be sh*ttin me, sister. Olive Penderghast : Rhiannon Rhiannon: George is not a sexy name. OK, but for argument's sake Pastor You really want to know what my problem is? Olive: I dont think letting Peter Hedlin motorboat you behind a Bed, Bath, and Beyond really makes you a super slut. It was the right one! : Script To Screen: "Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of - Medium Olive: You know, you call me bitch a lot okay. : I'm gonna turn you around, and take you from the back! I want every detail now, shit-face. It should come as no surprise that the rumor that I was soliciting sex for money spread around school faster than Olive Penderghast Olive:If hes so smart, why is your boyfriend 22 years old and still in high school? Olive: Oh, its nothing. : [about Olive's pretend tryst with Brandon], [after performing her song at the pep rally], [while Brandon and Olive are pretending to have sex in Melody Bostic's bedroom; he yells], Personal Favorites - Film / comfort movies. : Is that how much our imaginary tryst meant to you? A wizard? In California, the virgin student Olive Penderghast feels anonymous in the high school where she studies. Olive Penderghast I mean, you're a nice guy and all, but you're not really my type. Well! This is hard to say but Don Bryant is your father. I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen. You totally lost your V-card to him. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Guys, we were going to do this at the right time. : : The Will Gluck-directed teen sex comedy was Stone's first leading role before she became one of the most . What? : Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. Mom! Its not really a term of endearment. They sense any weaknesses, they pounce like jungle cats. : That's in bestsellers, right next to Twilight. 20% off of Bath and Body Works. Does it only exist in 80s movies? : : To view the purposes they believe they have legitimate interest for, or to object to this data processing use the vendor list link below. : I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Yeah. I don't know what any of that means. You know, I dated a homosexual once. [while Brandon and Olive are pretending to have sex in Melody Bostic's bedroom; he yells] Because a real whore can't even admit it to herself, let alone another person. Bookstore guy Olive Penderghast Rhiannon: Now, bitch. : Phil Lord gave me 100 bucks from Best Buy so he could tell people we hooked up behind the library. I didnt until I was 14 and nor did Olive. The consent submitted will only be used for data processing originating from this website. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast This is my side, the right one. Thank you. It doesn't have to be a boink. : I think we should just put this conversation to bed. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Summary: Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. I don't know when it will happen. : Chip : Olive Penderghast Where do I even start? Just make sure you have an exit strategy. Yeah! Olive: I just have something in my eye. : Olive, Olive, Olive. But no, John Hughes did not direct my life. Easy A (2010) - Plot - IMDb Mostly guys. Unmatched by anything you have heretofore experienced including cake. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. Go forth, my son, you're a man now. Pow! Rosemary: Were a family of late bloomers. Blue Devils! Death, Forever, Dying. Olive Penderghast Manage Settings ** I hold no rights this video is strictly for entertaining purposes.This is my take on Emma Stone's audition for "Easy A" Let me know what you think and if . : I like the pants. So it's his choice that he's a fourth year senior who can't pass any test he takes? Rosemary Seems as if someone's practicing the mundane activity she'll be saddled with the rest of her pathetic life. Rhiannon Its like wildfire. Olive Penderghast But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. Yeah, right. : | I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor. Olive Penderghast Sanjay Chandrasekhar I hope you don't mind, but we had a few pre-cocktail party cocktails like before the cocktail party with cocktails. Olive Penderghast And here you all are. Brandon I am about six seconds away from slapping you so hard your *teeth* will bleed! : Fabulous! Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. Woodchuck Todd : Olive Penderghast Does it only exist in 80's movies? Olive Penderghast Except for "Huckleberry Finn", 'cause I don't know any teenage boys who have ever run away with a big, hulking black guy. Unavailable on an ad-supported plan due to licensing restrictions. : [V.O] : Olive Penderghast Rhiannon Olive: He got a Coke Zero a-gain. Any I left out? If you have a test on it, rent the movie, but make sure it's the original not the Demi Moore version where she talks in a fake British accent and takes a lot of baths. Olive: Oh god, please dont tell me you married and had two kids with him. He just wants to be repeating his senior year for, like, the fourth time cause he cant pass a single test? For a long time, actually a "long" time Olive Penderghast Seriously, thanks! Its a little low on grist. Olive Penderghast [pretending to be freaking out] : : Olive Penderghast Watch Emma Stone Nail Steve Martin's 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' Expletive-Filled Monologue The original scene sees Steve Martin drop a string of F-bombs on an unsuspecting rental-car . : Olive Penderghast Youre wonderful. Easy A Teenager Monologue (Olive) Easy A is a 2010 comedy starring Emma Stone as Olive. : It's partly because she's pretty and has perfect hair; but mostly because her parents let her have these huge parties every time she catches them "doing it" in the pool. I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it. This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World. : : Rhiannon Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, streaming services, and others. Olive Penderghast But then the town realizes she was too harshly judged, and she's really a good person, and she dies a saint. You're thinking of Disneyland. I like it very much. Marianne: Jesus tells us to love everyone, even the whores and the homosexuals. Brandon So many great monologues in the 2014 movie Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance), but this one may be the best. Olive Penderghast For governorsor athletes. Real talk: If you don't want to be Emma Stone or be with her, there's something fucking wrong with you. He left his parents a note that said: Eff you, Im gay.And then he skipped town with a big, hulking black guy! : Olive Penderghast : : Olive Penderghast [to Rosemary] : Evan Warranted or not. Rhiannon Can I get you a beer? If Google Earth were a guy, he couldn't find me if I was dressed up as a 10-story building. : I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. Olive Penderghast To say that one was freely adapted, is a. Olive Penderghast It's way too loose around your chest anyway! : : : Just the rumor mill. Woodchuck Todd Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. We love you no matter what the sexual orientation of your opposite-sex sex partner Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast Rhiannon: I want every detail! They're Costco. I already did. Olive Penderghast The principal is like a captain of a ship in international waters. : Nina No judgement, but you kind of look like striper : Easy A - Rotten Tomatoes : Rhiannon: I want every detail, now shit face. Disney World is much more liberal. | Rhiannon We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. Brandon I'm the new school slut. : [to Brandon, who is freaking out, as she takes off her panties] Remember Emma Stone In Easy A? Here Are 15 BTS Facts About The Film Olive Penderghast Why do you want us to "take a bullet" if anyone asks if you were here all weekend? 2010 The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. The Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses, How My HIV Diagnosis Led To Spiritual Empowerment And Personal Transformation, 49 Awesome Heathers Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living, 35 Clueless Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living, 40 Mean Girls Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living. Here you go. He seemed a little incredibly gay Olive Penderghast : Brandon "The Amazing Spider-Man 2", 2014. : Rhiannon Watch Easy A: You Kind Of Look Like A Stripper. : Easy A (2010) - Emma Stone as Olive - IMDb Goodbye, Evan. Marianne He was a freshman in college. Olive Penderghast : That's the one thing that trumps religion capitalism. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Olive Penderghast Disney World is much more liberal. We are officially over! 2010 | Maturity Rating: PG-13 | 1h 32m | Comedies. Okay. and don't worry about not making us grandparents. It was just like Hester in The Scarlet Letter. Brandon Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. The Accelerated Velocity of Terminological Inexactitude. We are not friends anymore. : Easy A (2010) - Trivia - IMDb : : I was just wondering what your church's stance on lying and adultery was? : This girl, named Hester Prynne, has an affair with a minister, is besmirched and made to wear a red A for "adulterer." Olive Penderghast You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or six months from now, or maybe on the night of our wedding. Olive: Welcome. Sorry, I got around. . No, I didn't. Olive: (erupts with laughter) Im sorry, but, I mean, really? : A big old s. Olive Penderghast You get family member of the week every week. Evan : : You'd think, but Principal Gibbons is a homophobe, which is why I called him a fascist. Well, I mean, like, do you wanna be my girlfriend? Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : [Giggles] Monologues from Movies | Daily Actor [pause] When the actor was . Judging from the amount of blood I saw gushing from your nose I thought you were the bull-*ied*. I'm adopted. Olive Penderghast: Whatever happened to chivalry? : Interview: Lilah Fitzgerald Talks Dream Come True Roles in Monster High and Lucky Hank, Interview: Casting Directors Brett Benner and Debby Romano Talk Shrinking, Finding Actors and More, Interview: Jeremy Davis on Playing Olaf in Frozen, Costume Mishaps and Making the Role His Own. : We did not have sex. The illusion is shattered! Ah, well, rest assured it was equally as thrilling for me. Actually make it OfficeMax; I have my eye on a label maker. If you're still with me - and I'm hoping most of you are - this bring us to part 4. Rosemary: Whats the rumor mill churning out these days? I also heard he gave you crabs. Although she didn't win, she's since been nominated for four more Golden Globes one of which she won for her role in "La La Land." Stone said her parents have a similar style to Olive's. Patricia Clarkson and Stanley Tucci in "Easy A." Screen Gems [with phony innocence] : Rhi, I'm not that kind of girl. : Olive: Due to his condition, Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents in Palatka, Florida. Emma Stone's 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' Monologue Earns - Movies A gentleman caller, hooray! : : His. Ask some of your friend's parents. : What do you think I have down there? I want every detail! : Olive Penderghast : Why do you want us to take a bullet if anyone asks if you were here all weekend? [V.O] This is an obvious (and proud of it) homage to the great teen films of John Hughes. | It's not like I've actually been doing the things that people are saying I'm doing, but - then again - I'm not denying them, so I've just been wondering: is that wrong? : There's a young man here to see you. : Dill : Oh, you *really* do. : Rhiannon (Aly Michalka): Youre being pretty cavalier about this. Olive Penderghast : Woodchuck Todd Please do not. Like a twig, or a branch. : first assistant camera: "b" camera (as F. Ulysses Domalaon) You completely missed the point. : : I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. : Olive Penderghast : The things that make you most mad about the world tend to be the things that you hate in yourself. You must be related to me. I fake rocked your world! : My apologies to Mark Twain. : Olive Penderghast Brandon Olive: Oh yeah! It could be anything - it could be an imaginary butter-bean, lemon squeeze, cowbell Olive Penderghast : The rumors are true. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. Marianne You are on crack! Paying me to lie for you, and calling me every name in the book. Do you think that maybe you're reading a little too much into this assignment? Olive: (Responds in Southern accent) Oh, happy day, Mama! : And youre going to handle this the same way I did. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : Olive: I told everyone! Olive Penderghast High School Student